Funny stories

[whiteaprilis.livejournal.com]

Hi everyone:)

So right now I really need something to make me laugh, so can you please recommend any hillarious stories you know? J2, wincest, destiel, gen, basically anything is ok as long as it´s funny and light-hearted.

Thanks a lot:)

Comments

[herminekurotowa.livejournal.com]

There's a community dedicated to all things crack!J2 called j2_crack. Maybe you find something you like here (http://j2-crack.livejournal.com/56772.html).

:)

[whiteaprilis.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I´ll check it out:)

[flawedteacup.livejournal.com]

pissedoffeskimo's Funnies (http://archiveofourown.org/works/1567235/chapters/3325892)-- a cracky wincest version of every season. Never fails to make me laugh. Also Saone's Killer Romance (http://archiveofourown.org/works/914241/chapters/1772338) J2.

[whiteaprilis.livejournal.com]

Thank you, already started on the Killer Romance, it´s great:)

[wings128.livejournal.com]

Caught in the Cookie Jar (http://ashtraythief.livejournal.com/22746.html) - by ashtraythief
Summary: Jensen helps his nephew bake at a cookie contest. Unfortunately, his childhood nuisance Jared Padalecki is also there. Sprinkles fly.

A Spot of Trouble (http://katstark.livejournal.com/7549.html) - by katstark
Summary: Sam and Dean get stuck on their latest case.

[whiteaprilis.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the recs, can´t wait to read them:)

[whiteaprilis.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the recs, can´t wait to read them:)

[elwarre.livejournal.com]

A couple I really enjoyed:

The Flower Gleams (http://fourfreedoms.livejournal.com/88061.html) by fourfreedoms: "Sam isn't the only one with powers. Unfortunately for Dean, his mystical ability to grow flowers doesn't have the same awe-inspiring effect." (Sam/Dean)

Their Tongues Battled for Dominance (http://wrenseroticlibrary.tumblr.com/post/88505541172/their-tongues-battled-for-dominance) by wrenseroticlibrary: "Metatron writes bad destiel fanfic." (Dean/Cas)

A Curse is Just a Curse (http://queenklu.livejournal.com/27618.html) by queenklu: "*deep breath* incest, voyeurism, threesome (sorta), bodyswitching, genderbending, animal transformation, tails, *amnesia,* sex pollen, and pretty much every other curse trope i could fit in there, including fuck-or-die. Whew!" (Sam/Dean)

Mountie Duck (http://glovered.livejournal.com/77068.html) by glovered: "Jared is a Mountie at a small border crossing. Jensen Ackles avoids his official hug." (Jared/Jensen)

The Koala Conundrum (http://de-nugis.livejournal.com/110258.html) by de_nugis: "Dean knows too much about koalas and tops the hell out of Sam. It ends well." (Sam/Dean)

Jared, Jensen, and Jared's Enormous Wang: An Uplifting Tale for the Ages (http://ifyouweremine.livejournal.com/108368.html) by ifyouweremine: "Wherein Jared reads J2 fanfic and Jensen perseveres." (Jared/Jensen)

FRAGILE: Handle With Care (http://archiveofourown.org/works/1106757) by cleflink: "Katie didn't freeze so much as slide into a deliberate stillness. "You… walked into a door," she repeated slowly." (Jared/Jensen)

The Time Dean Was Sam's Girlfriend (http://fleshflutter.livejournal.com/5457.html) by fleshflutter: "The title kind of says it all. I couldn't make up my mind whether to write bodyswap or genderswitch so I wrote both. And I can't believe there aren't a million and one fics about the effects of Dean and Jess sharing a birthday!" (Sam/Dean, Sam/Jess)

Ergonomic (http://archiveofourown.org/works/1415413) by sobrecogimiento: "Dean sees an advertisement for Sam's preferred brand of boxers, which claim that they're designed for those well-endowed in the genital area. Following this, Dean spends an inordinate amount of time obsessing over whether Sam's dick is bigger than his, and then just obsessing over Sam's dick." (Sam/Dean)

Give Thy Thoughts No Tongue (http://queerly-it-is.livejournal.com/2889.html) by queerly_it_is: "Jared has been a telepath for as long as he remembers. That means that in some ways he has learned to close his mind when things get overwhelming. Meeting Jensen is a test on his patience, however, because he has never met anyone as loud or with as dirty a mind as Jensen." (Jared/Jensen)

Killer Romance (http://archiveofourown.org/works/914241/chapters/1772338) by saone: "The adventures of ex-assassin Jensen and crime boss Jared." (Jared/Jensen)

Green and Gamboge (http://sevenfists.livejournal.com/127973.html) by sevenfists: Sam/Dean + gremlins.

And if you haven't read fleshflutter's The Incestuous Courtship of the Antichrist's Bride (http://fleshflutter.livejournal.com/102268.html), that one totally cracked me up. There's a bit of angst, but it's pretty minor. (Sam/Dean)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Thanks for reminding me about Mountie Duck! :)

[whiteaprilis.livejournal.com]

wow, so many stories, thanks a lot, can´t wait to read them all:)

[gilesbabe.livejournal.com]

Here are my go to funny stories.

Halosexual. Summary: Dean accidentally discovers that not only does Cas have a halo, it's a solid part of him, and he likes having it rubbed, with orgasmic results. http://pagiel.livejournal.com/1244.html

Date Night. Summary: It's date night, and not hell or high water is gonna ruin that. http://deancastiel.livejournal.com/1670233.html#cutid1

Prince Castiel and the Quest for 100 Orgasms. Summary: Castiel knows about how gladiators can win their freedom by winning 100 fights, so Castiel has decided to operate under the assumption that if Dean has 100 orgasms, he might let Castiel go. http://luchia13.livejournal.com/274949.html

Accidents Will Happen. Summary: Some Goth teenagers accidentally resurrect John Winchester. No, seriously. http://archiveofourown.org/works/35067

Put on Your Dancing Shoes. Summary: Dean needs a favor, Castiel is the ideal fake boyfriend, and the Winchester/Campbell clan... helps.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/180892

Love, love, love. Summary: Castiel has been demoted. He's not fond of his new duties, though he seems not to have a problem with the uniform.
http://janice-lester.livejournal.com/113056.html

Do Not Pass Go... Summary: It wasn't as if Sam expected it to work. Even the most ironclad contract can have hidden escape clauses, exploitable with proper documentation. http://insomnia-geek.livejournal.com/3931.html

The One Where Dean Turns Into a Talking Cat. Summary: “Rub my belly, bitch,” said Dean. http://ifyouweremine.livejournal.com/109935.html

Supernatural Romance. Summary: Announcing the release of the twenty-fifth book in the Supernatural Romance series by Carver Edlund.
http://cupidsbow.livejournal.com/418915.html

[whiteaprilis.livejournal.com]

thank you, they all sound great:)

[zana-zira.livejournal.com]

I have a couple of self-recs: 1 Destiel, one Gen. :)

1. Title: Pies and Ties (http://zana-zira.livejournal.com/21669.html)
Characters: Sam, Dean, Castiel
Pairings: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which Sam tries to celebrate Valentine's day with his family for once, and ends up scarred for life (again) instead. Just a quick double-drabble, 200 words on the nose. Set somewhere in seasons 8-10. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!
Word Count: 200

2. Title: Life of Pie (http://zana-zira.livejournal.com/8098.html)
Characters: Dean, Sam
Pairings: Gen
Rating: PG
Summary: Tag to 5x08, "Changing Channels": Dean and Sam are getting really tired of being shuffled around between shows, and after almost freezing to death Dean's ready to throw in the towel. That is, until they end up on a commercial for all-you-can-eat pie. But even that may not go right since Dean has no self control around pie...Sick!Dean, annoyed-but-caring!Sam.
Word Count: 1855

[whiteaprilis.livejournal.com]

Thank you:)

[zana-zira.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. :)

[whiteaprilis.livejournal.com]

Thank you:)

[gingerdean.livejournal.com]

Chili CookOff (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4103116/1/Chili-CookOff) by Surplus Imagination. Summary: A quick stop at a chili cook-off lands Dean and Sam in a heap of gastric woes. Will Sam ever survive the effects of Dean on chili? Sick!Dean and Sick!Sam abound. Rated T for bathroom humor. Gen.

(Be warned, this one contains a lot of gross-out humor (not usually my thing, but if that doesn't squick you out, don't let that turn you off, because the story is absolutely hilarious.)

(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4103116/1/Chili-CookOff)

[whiteaprilis.livejournal.com]

thank you, this one definitely sounds interesting:) gonna give it a try:)

[(Anonymous)]

Chash (http://longsufferingly.livejournal.com/) has hundreds of happy, funny short stories, mostly J2, some Wincest. Here are a couple of my favourites, but they're all worth a browse!

Cosmos: 1; Jared: 0 (http://longsufferingly.livejournal.com/146370.html) Jensen Ackles totally stole the girl of Jared's dreams in high school, so when he finds out Jensen is assigned to be his roommate in college, he figures the universe is laughing at him. He might not be wrong.

Hey La, My Boyfriend's Back (http://longsufferingly.livejournal.com/73670.html) Dean is cursed to speak in poetry.

The Streets Are Oddly Vacant (http://longsufferingly.livejournal.com/16975.html) Sometimes, motels run out of double rooms.

Jared is a magical unicorn (http://longsufferingly.livejournal.com/15058.html?thread=877522) UNICORN!

[sammysbangs.livejournal.com]

Ugh, let's try that again.

Chash (http://longsufferingly.livejournal.com) has hundreds of happy, funny short stories, mostly J2, some Wincest. Here are a couple of my favourites, but they're all worth a browse!

Cosmos: 1; Jared: 0 (http://longsufferingly.livejournal.com/146370.html) Jensen Ackles totally stole the girl of Jared's dreams in high school, so when he finds out Jensen is assigned to be his roommate in college, he figures the universe is laughing at him. He might not be wrong.

Hey La, My Boyfriend's Back (http://longsufferingly.livejournal.com/73670.html) Dean is cursed to speak in poetry.

The Streets Are Oddly Vacant (http://longsufferingly.livejournal.com/16975.html) Sometimes, motels run out of double rooms.

Jared is a magical unicorn (http://longsufferingly.livejournal.com/15058.html?thread=877522) UNICORN!

[whiteaprilis.livejournal.com]

Thanks, they all sound great:)

[manuela75.livejournal.com]

My all time fav: Friends in High Places by LittleFairy78

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4716646/1/Friends-In-High-Places

[whiteaprilis.livejournal.com]

Thank you:)

[hunenka.livejournal.com]

All I Want Is to Have My Peace of Mind (http://archiveofourown.org/works/1055115) by Eugara

Boys Will Be Boys (http://archiveofourown.org/works/3548639) by saltandburnboys

Counting the Steps to the Door of Your Heart (http://archiveofourown.org/works/78808) by annella

Transparent Heart (http://archiveofourown.org/works/3402983) and (A Shortage of) Sense and Sensibility (http://archiveofourown.org/works/2322593) by souslelys

Moose and Squirrel (http://archiveofourown.org/works/3371603) by jedisapphire

Putting the Fün Back in Dysfünctional (http://greenthumb421.livejournal.com/3743.html) by greenthumb421

Check The Gate (http://archiveofourown.org/works/81806) by kashmir1

I Love You, You Giant Dork (http://archiveofourown.org/works/998131) by etoile_etiolee

Artery (http://archiveofourown.org/works/165483#main) by paxlux

The Grocery Store Conveyor Belt Thing (http://archiveofourown.org/works/350536) by scioscribe

Crepes Have Nothing on Us (http://archiveofourown.org/works/3559472) by morrezela

Grandcars (http://derryderrydown.livejournal.com/717689.html) by derryderrydown

Turn The Page (http://apocalypsos.livejournal.com/1105892.html) by apocalypsos

the Anti-kink series (http://ash-carpenter.livejournal.com/tag/anti-kink) by ash_carpenter

[whiteaprilis.livejournal.com]

Thanks a lot:)

[(Anonymous)]

2nd the anti kink verse, so funny.

Close quarters and You need me to stitch you where? By Smudge93 on fanfiction are funny. Can't do links sorry xx

[whiteaprilis.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I´ll look for those:)

[garaak.livejournal.com]

Occupational Hazards. Hilarious ditty about Jared being possessed by Sam.
http://rionaleonhart.livejournal.com/142428.html

Wrong fic. there's another fic also titled Occupational Hazards, but unlike the one I linked above, took a cracky approach to SPN/J2 merging. I can't seem to find it and my google-fu is failing me :( sorry.

[whiteaprilis.livejournal.com]

Thanks, anyway:)

[(Anonymous)]

Bower by perpetuallycaffeinated.
Summary: Dean's favorite items begin to go missing. Who could be behind it...?

http://archiveofourown.org/works/411193

[whiteaprilis.livejournal.com]

Thank you:)