The birds and the bees - general search

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Are there any fics out there where John has to awkwardly give the sex talk to Dean and/or Sam? Or walks in on/overhears Dean giving the sex talk to Sam? The lulzier the better, and no bastard!John. Gen please, though hints of wincest are fine too.


Also, are there any fics where Colin Ford, Brock Kelly, any of the other guests who played wee!Sam-and-Dean, or Jake Abel play a part in getting Jared and Jensen together? Or assume they already are together because of all the UST and pining and make some comment that pulls J2's heads' out of their asses? For this I don't mind an AU with J2 not as actors and Brock/Colin/Jake/etc. involved in the shenanigans otherwise.
(note: I'm odd and like to know the J's positions beforehand please, as I prefer bottom!Jared, but will usually read either)