fics with Devour reference?

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So I just watched Devour (I know, I know...but Jensen is hot, okay?) and now I'm looking for 3 kinds of fic:

1) Jared picking on Jensen for this movie (or any fics with the boys picking on each others' acting gigs)

2) Jared and Jensen, *cough* recreating that whole chair scene

3) Devour/Supernatural crossovers where Sam and Dean investigate the happenings of the movie (gen or Wincest works, bonus if it is Sam/Dean/Jake)

I don't know if any of these exist, but I would really love any suggestions you have. Thanks!