Dean Kitchen?

[r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com]

This is somewhat of an unusual request, so let me explain the reason behind it.

I spent five hours today entering names, addresses, and phone numbers into a database and then breaking them out into catagories and subgroups. One of these contacts was a gentleman who apparently is named "Dean Kitchen"

Now, with the intensity of the obsession that I have with all things Supernatural, I did not read this as a name, but rather as a fic prompt of some kind. And every single time I came across his name throughout the day my mind turned to potential scenarios involving both "Dean" and "kitchen"

So, I have to ask...can anyone point me to some fics that would fit this (admittedly very vague) criteria? I am really, really craving them by now. Is Dean a culinary master or in serious need of brushing up on domestic skills? Maybe there is no cooking involved, instead a scene is merely set in that room. (No Wincest, please)

And, really, it doesn't even have to be the primary focus of the story - maybe only a scene that sticks out in your mind - such as a wee!Dean fixing waffles even though he prefers pancakes because they're Sammy's favorite (as occured in a story I read recently).

I really have no specific story in mind, just an overwhelming urge to find something like this. So I'm turning to you - whom I know to have as much of an obsession with this fandom as I - for help.

Thank you so much!

Wincest

[harmoner.livejournal.com]

Can anyone point me to a fic that has:

Dean topping
Knifeplay

Thanks in advance

(no subject)

[berne.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for a multi-chaptered gen fic I'm sure I saw on Fanfiction.net. It was pre-series, just before Sam left for Stanford. It starts with John and Sam fighting, and Dean going outside the house into the rain to escape. Dean ends up getting ill (flu? pneumonia?) and admitted to hospital with congested lungs. He gets agitated and has to be restrained at some point because he keeps trying to remove his breathing tube.

Any help finding this would be very much appreciated. Thanks!

Edit: Found!